For
as long as I can remember, I have always wanted to be a prostitute.
What could be more gratifying than sexually pleasuring random sleazy
strangers for incomparably small sums of money? When, at family
gatherings, my
relatives would ask me: "Say, little Maria, what do you want
to be when
you grow up -- a lawyer, a doctor, an astronaut maybe?", I
would
reply:
"Fuck astronauts, Aunt Betty, when I grow up I want to be a
cheap crack whore!"
It appears that I had set my sights a bit too high, though. As I
grew
up, I had to face the fact that I am simply not qualified for such
a
coveted occupation (for instance, I could never acquire a professional
tone
in saying: "Hey Mister, I'm gonna fuck you now.") So,
I had to settle
for an academic career instead. But on the day of the shooting of
this
video, I was given a unique opportunity to live out, if only on
film, my
childhood fantasy of hooking on the streets of Brooklyn. It is an
experience I
will treasure for the rest of my miserable days in the academia.
Thank you
THANK YOU -- Mike Mutantoff for making this little girl's dream
come
true!
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